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<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/conan-o-brien-stephen-colbert-jon-stewart-baby-delivery-vide3.png' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/conan-o-brien-stephen-colbert-jon-stewart-baby-delivery-vide3.png','Zoom','height=369,width=449,top=273,left=583,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:162 –><img class="serendipity_image_left" width="110" height="90" style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/conan-o-brien-stephen-colbert-jon-stewart-baby-delivery-vide3.serendipityThumb.png" alt="" /></a>Conan's last night was a noisy and reckless absurdity, reports a lucky insider that was inside Conan's Universal lot watching the last show Conan O'Brien is hosting.<br />n"Conan then took out the…

Listen (adoring name for spouse), you can (verb) my (self possessive taboo part). I do all of the (laundry) around here, and I will be (criminal assault) with your sister (quantifier of previous "verbal assault") monkey ((dog)) loving your babies for a (adjective) amount of time! Fine, I'll go to (noun), and you can (verb)…

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 207px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/where-the-wild-things-are-poster.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/images/where-the-wild-things-are-poster.jpg','Zoom','height=851,width=591,top=32,left=512,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:159 –><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="207" height="300" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/where-the-wild-things-are-poster.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Where the Wild Things are Sucked.</div></div>I just had the unpleasant experience of watching my childhood memories and dreams crushed in an agonizing 90 minute movie root canal of Biblical proportions. The movie theater atmosphere alone…

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/P9200005Large.JPG' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/P9200005Large.JPG','Zoom','height=783,width=1039,top=16,left=128,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:158 –><img class="serendipity_image_left" width="300" height="225" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/P9200005Large.pleasegodthumb.JPG" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Hilton garbage cans look like Vaginas</div></div>The garbage cans at the Hilton are smaller than an average dwarf's vagina. WTF am I supposed to put in there? I can fit three bottles, I can of pop,…

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/libertyhelicopters.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/images/libertyhelicopters.jpg','Zoom','height=522,width=551,top=196.5,left=452,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:157 –><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="300" height="284" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/libertyhelicopters.pleasegodthumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Flying safely for over 20 years!</div></div>Liberty Helicopter Tours web developers were called in to take down the "Flying safely for over 20 years" banner from the entrance page of their website, it was reported Saturday.<br…

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/DanielHauserII.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/images/DanielHauserII.jpg','Zoom','height=451,width=615,top=187,left=348,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:156 –><img class="serendipity_image_left" width="300" height="218" style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/DanielHauserII.pleasegodthumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>Colleen Hauser, the mother of cancer-riddled 13 year old Daniel Hauser, spoke to God this morning about her choice to rub eucalyptus and tea leaves on her Danny's tumor-filled body in lieu…

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/CornKingBacon.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/images/CornKingBacon.jpg','Zoom','height=370,width=570,top=227.5,left=370.5,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:155 –><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="300" height="192" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/CornKingBacon.pleasegodthumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Corn King bacon is shitty.</div></div>Corn King Bacon has to be one of the most horrible meat products ever shrink-wrapped, boxed, and stuck in the butcher's cooler.<br />nCorn King bacon is impossibly thin to work with.…

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/21deadhorses.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/21deadhorses.jpg','Zoom','height=394,width=565,top=215.5,left=373,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:154 –><img class="serendipity_image_left" width="300" height="207" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/21deadhorses.pleasegodthumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.</div></div>In her last breath;<br />n"Open Failure", a high-bred horse from Venezuela made a short but important comment about her automobile insurance, stating, "At least I saved…

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><!– s9ymdb:149 –><img class="serendipity_image_left" width="300" height="225" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/DSC02817Large1.pleasegodthumb.JPG" alt="" /></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Stephen Taylor Nashville Triathlon Coach</div></div><br />nThis blog entry is simply to give Kudos to the best Triathlon Coach in the Nashville. Stephen Taylor is one of the most accomplished triathlon coaches in Tennessee if not the country.<br />nIf you are interested in…

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/abortion.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/abortion.jpg','Zoom','height=455,width=675,top=185,left=318,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:147 –><img class="serendipity_image_left" width="300" height="200" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/abortion.pleasegodthumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Planned Parenthood Abortion Punch Card</div></div>In a surprising move, Planned Parenthood announced it's Christmas "buy five, get one free" abortion campaign this week.<br />n"We hope these cards will encourage young women to get the sexual education…