"Where the Wild Things are" Sucked… Bad

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 207px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/where-the-wild-things-are-poster.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/images/where-the-wild-things-are-poster.jpg','Zoom','height=851,width=591,top=32,left=512,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:159 –><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="207" height="300" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/where-the-wild-things-are-poster.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Where the Wild Things are Sucked.</div></div>I just had the unpleasant experience of watching my childhood memories and dreams crushed in an agonizing 90 minute movie root canal of Biblical proportions. The movie theater atmosphere alone was a scene that resembled (what I would imagine) hell would be like. Screaming, crying kids running through the aisles crying and wailing at the pointlessly violent, pointlessly cliche, steaming pile of a movie.<br />nTo take a great childhood book that consists of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_the_Wild_Things_Are" title="Where the Wild Things Are">10 sentences</a> and turn it into this 92 minute monstrosity of a film, with the backdrop of a single mom, a violent "monster" of a kid, and the stomach churning, sexually ambiguous, cgi-animated creatures.<br />nHalf the people left the theater before the movie was over. I am not kidding.<br />nThis movie sucked. It sucked…bad. <br />


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