Hilton hotel’s garbage cans actually smaller than Pairs Hilton’s Vagina.

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/P9200005Large.JPG' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/P9200005Large.JPG','Zoom','height=783,width=1039,top=16,left=128,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:158 –><img class="serendipity_image_left" width="300" height="225" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/P9200005Large.pleasegodthumb.JPG" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Hilton garbage cans look like Vaginas</div></div>The garbage cans at the Hilton are smaller than an average dwarf's vagina. WTF am I supposed to put in there? I can fit three bottles, I can of pop, and an empty packet of beef jerky. What kind of garbage is that. If Hilton were smart, they would put a 50 gallon trash bag and can in the middle of the room… Because you know we're going to make a mess.<br />nChairman William Barron Hilton stated in a late Tuesday phone interview, "Our vagina garbage cans our one of our most popular attractions at our Hilton Hotels", "We are committed to garbage cans; while vagina-looking, can also accommodate one liter of garbage."<br />nWhen pressed about the incredibly small – incredibly vagina-like-looking garbage cans, Hilton stated, "A good vagina shaped Hilton garbage can should be able to handle anything you could throw in it…. $100 bills, coins, and chunks of pure gold."<br />nWe here at pleasegodno.com freakishly had a different idea about what to throw in the "vagina" dumpsters"<br />n"I'm going to put trash in it", stated frequent traveler and vagina-shaped garbage enthusiast. It's really about the impossibly small vagina-like shape and size of the garbage can – it's about trying to throw things into it from more than 10 feet away."<br />n"Our Vagina-shaped waste-baskets are not for throwing things away – they are for practicing real-life garbage-throwing into an actual sized human vagina."<br />n<br />n<br />n—-AP<br />


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