Danny Hauser – God prescribes Danny Hauser’s mom a natural remedy for her selfish stupidity. "Drown yourself."

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/DanielHauserII.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/images/DanielHauserII.jpg','Zoom','height=451,width=615,top=187,left=348,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:156 –><img class="serendipity_image_left" width="300" height="218" style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/DanielHauserII.pleasegodthumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>Colleen Hauser, the mother of cancer-riddled 13 year old Daniel Hauser, spoke to God this morning about her choice to rub eucalyptus and tea leaves on her Danny's tumor-filled body in lieu of proven and effective chemotherapy treatment.<br />n"I can't say for sure, but I think God is kinda pissed at me", Mrs. Hauser stated in a phone interview Wednesday morning. "Yeah, I guess bathing him in Olive Oil, force feeding him raw baboon heart, and smearing his own 'leavings' into a cross shapes on his forehead, back, and buttocks didn't work as well as I thought it would. I've never been very good at science-y type of things."<br />nColleen also admitted that she "(is) a giant, selfish, ignorant, complacent, abusive, insane, reckless, arrogant blubbering butthole."<br />n"When my son is gone", (which will be soon),"I hope he realizes that I only killed him because I loved him. I didn't want all of that modern and proven cancer treatments to taint my stubborn attitude and sheer stupidity."<br />n<br />n <br />


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