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<!– s9ymdb:33 –><img width='150' height='150' style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/200.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /><!– s9ymdb:32 –><img width='102' height='150' style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/clothespin_1_.serendipityThumb.gif" alt="" />Ounce for ounce, there is no other substance on the face of the Earth that will more consistently produce as many hours of unabated flatulence…

<!– s9ymdb:23 –><img width='866' height='388' style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/sanjgunner.jpg" alt="" /><br />nAfter a predictable but disappointing loss for Sanjaya Wednesday night, the world was stunned by shocking images of the Idol contestant apparently losing his mind.<br />nIn the 20 minute rambling Quicktime video purportedly released by Sanjaya, there were several references to…

<!– s9ymdb:22 –><img width='150' height='115' style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/story.vt14.tues.ap.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" />I'm so glad that absolutely nothing else has happened in the world for the last two days, it has given us plenty of time to interview Cho Seung-Hui's babysitter, 2nd grade teacher, middle school girlfriend, and gardener. <br />nI thought…

<!– s9ymdb:20 –><img width='150' height='100' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/South-Korean-flag.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /><!– s9ymdb:21 –><img width='150' height='119' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/pistol_m9_500.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" />Well another South Korean with a handgun has wrecked the whole week for everyone… again…<br />nPlease don't take this as a racist comment. I've worked…

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/yahoopersonalfat.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:16 –><img width='150' height='134' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/yahoopersonalfat.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>Fat girls are easy.<br />nOn an average day I get at least 1 fat girl message floating into my "Male seeking Female" advertisement on the internet.<br />nListen. I am not small. I don't advertise myself as someone who…

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/taco2.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:15 –><img width='113' height='150' style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/taco2.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>It is always refreshing when the local meth head gives you correct change at the drive-thru.<br />nI frequent fast food restaurants, Wal-Mart, and gas stations. I'll say one thing…. At least in the short term, people with a…

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/DSC02449Large.JPG'><!– s9ymdb:12 –><img width='150' height='112' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/DSC02449Large.serendipityThumb.JPG" alt="" /></a>Does my dog have food? Maybe.<br />nDoes my dog have water? Of course… I always leave the toilet seat up.<br />nYes, true love for a dog is easy. Just dump out a whole bag of dog food and…

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/grandpa_pear.JPG'><!– s9ymdb:11 –><img width='112' height='150' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/grandpa_pear.serendipityThumb.JPG" alt="" /></a>Listen, jackass, keep eating your pear. Stop trying to figure out why your "email doesn't "click"" You make no sense. Please go somewhere and quietly die.<br />nI work on computers more or less for a living and have…

<!– s9ymdb:9 –><img width='130' height='150' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/donimus.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" />Ok – So is it just me, or was anyone else completely offended by Don Imus' completely inappropriate remarks about niggers?I totally support free speech, but Imus' comments about the Rutger's basketball team crossed the line. Imus has really dipped…