<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/DSC02449Large.JPG'><!– s9ymdb:12 –><img width='150' height='112' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/DSC02449Large.serendipityThumb.JPG" alt="" /></a>Does my dog have food? Maybe.<br />nDoes my dog have water? Of course… I always leave the toilet seat up.<br />nYes, true love for a dog is easy. Just dump out a whole bag of dog food and leave the toilet seat up. <br />nDoctor visits and bathing are often an overrated extravagance that dogs and small children can live with out.<br />nEveryone asks me when I go on a three day weekend out of state, "Hey, who is watching the dog while you're gone?"<br />n"Nobody, asshole!" Is my usual reply. After all; who really needs to "watch" a dog that has an unlimited supply of Alpo and toilet water? <br />nNow I know what you might be thinking…"What happens when the dog needs to go to the bathroom?"<br />nWhat about it? You would be surprised at how well a 12 year old dog can "hold it" when every other time it hasn't, it has been beat without mercy. When I come home from a half week vacation I sometimes hope that maybe she made a little boo-boo on the carpet. The way I look at it, I lose either way. Either I have to clean up a mess or I have to find something else to beat on.<br />
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