<!– s9ymdb:33 –><img width='150' height='150' style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/200.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /><!– s9ymdb:32 –><img width='102' height='150' style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/clothespin_1_.serendipityThumb.gif" alt="" />Ounce for ounce, there is no other substance on the face of the Earth that will more consistently produce as many hours of unabated flatulence than Kashi GoLEAN Crunch. <br />nIf you have never had a bowl of Kashi GoLEAN cereal, trust me, go get a box. Eat a big bowl right before work or church or parent-teacher conferences.<br />nIt starts for me about 2 – 3 hours after ingestion. I can almost set my watch by it. <br />nThe first sign that Kashi is working is a knot-like feeling in the stomach. Kind of like a slip knot. A sharp knot that all the sudden lets go. This is followed 25-30 seconds later by a surprising fart with an unusual amount of mass.<br />nFor the next 5 hours, the gas gets so unusually intense and frequent you will barely be able to keep a straight face while doing regular daily activities.<br />nI have been kicked out of supermarkets, gas stations, bars, restaurants, and outdoor soccer games because of my relationship with Kashi.<br />nThe only way I could love Kashi GoLEAN crunch more than I already do, is if it tasted edible like most foods do. <br />nBut alas; I would toss Al Sharpton's salad if I was guaranteed a 5 hour endless stream of explosive gas.<br />n<br />n<br />n—–Update 8-14-08—–<br />nI am obviously not alone.<br />n<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/fartmicrophone.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/fartmicrophone.jpg','Zoom','height=328,width=557,top=293.5,left=449,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:136 –><img width="300" height="173" style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/fartmicrophone.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a> Let's start posting actual recordings of your actual farts here on this thread! Please record your greatest Kashi farts via any means necessary! (Recorder, cell phone, computer mic, etc). I will post them here! It will be a GAS! Please convert your fart sounds into any readable computer format (.wav, .mp3, etc) and email them <a href="mailto:foxisevil@gmail.com" title="Mail Foxisevil@gmail.com">here</a>.<br />nI will "pass" the credit onto the "end" user. Don't be lazy! Record your Kashi farts!!!<br />n<br />n—–Update 2-25-11—–<br />nFrom user Pegha<br />n<!– s9ymdb:245 –><img class="serendipity_image_left" width="330" height="221" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/images/zoe.serendipityThumb.png" title="Fart On!" alt="" /><br />
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