Vagisil Unveils new "Home Vaginal Stink Meter Kit"

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 225px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href=''><!– s9ymdb:79 –><img width="225" height="188" src="" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Vagisil unveils new "Home Vaginal Stink Meter Kit"</div></div><br />nVagisil introduced it's new "Home Vaginal Stink Meter Kit", it was reported Wednesday.<br />n"This is really an innovation in home vaginal stink detection," Vagisil Rep. Rebecca Gosch said during a phone interview.<br />n"Vagina odor detection has rocketed into the 21st century with our new product. We here at Vagisil are thrilled!"<br />nThe new Home Vaginal Stink Meter Kit works by swabbing the inside of your vagina with a specially coated "stink stick". After 3 minutes your level of vaginal odor can be matched to a color chart that corresponds to your stink level.<br />n"I swore I could smell a dirty sock," claimed one user, "but boy was I surprised when the stink meter told me I was closer to anhydrous ammonia."<br />nMs. Gosch ended the phone interview by stating, "Man dreamed of flight once… And watched it come true. Man dreamed of a device that; when powered up, could provide light to light up our houses and cities, and yes; man dreamed of one day, being able to stick a sharp plastic applicator – up your vagina – pull it out and wait a few minutes – and then compare the color on the applicator to a pre-printed color chart – to tell how bad your vagina odor was."<br />


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