Local diabetic "Loses leg, gains awesome parking space"

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/blackdiabetic711.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/blackdiabetic711.jpg','Zoom','height=298,width=567,top=308.5,left=444,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:113 –><img width="300" height="154" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/blackdiabetic711.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>Local diabetic Johnny "The ragman" Sutton emerged "Happy and reflective" this week upon being released from the amputee unit at the local hospital.<br />nDawning his new handicapped parking permit, Sutton stated, "It is totally whacked that I got my leg chopped off because of my out of control diabetes, but I am totally down with it (excited) to have a parking space so close to the entrance of the store."<br />n"Think about how much time I will save at McDonalds, KFC, and Taco Bell. It is hard to put a price on a limb but it is virtually impossible to put a price on a totally awesome parking spot."<br />nMr. Sutton also expressed his pleasure at his recent 'awesome' parking spot at the Mall of America.<br />n"Think about how fast I can get around with such an awesome parking spot. Every piece of fried chicken and each bottle of orange soda I've suffered through have paid off…. My leg may be gone, but I will save tons of time every time I go to park my car. Losing a leg sucks, but I gained a great parking spot."<br />nMr. Sutton expressed great excitement at being able to 'get in line' quickly for a Slurpy and a 'Tornado' dinner treat at the local 7-11.<br />n"I have my wife push me to the front of the line with my sugar fix, and who's going to argue with me? I'm MISSING MY DAMN LEG!!! My diabetic missing leg is totally worth it. I am now complete because part of me is missing."<br />


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