Michelle DeArmond of the Press Enterprise asked to speak at media conference about media ethics, and journalistic integrity; has trouble writing speech.

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 250px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/writers-block.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:146 –><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="250" height="250" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/writers-block.pleasegodthumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Michelle DeArmond having trouble writing about media ethics.</div></div>Michelle DeArmond (951-368-9441 or mdearmond@PE.com) of the California based Press Enterprise was asked to give a Symposium on media ethics and journalistic integrity this week in front of an annual gathering of her peers.<br />n"Damn, what does this shit even mean," Michelle was reported as stating during a speech-writing session with coworkers.<br />n"Intig- Integ- … I just don't get it!"<br />nMichelle was the lead journalist uncovering the horrifying and unconscionable acts of a 31 year old Democrat in Minnesota this week.<br />n"I know what lying to someone means. I know what misleading someone means. I know what using someone for my own egotistical gains and self-delusional self-indulgent and selfish insights means, but what is all this ethics garbage all about?"<br />n"This job is hard. First I have to gain someone's trust, then I have to coddle them, and then I have to shove a mop handle in their ass!"<br />nDuring the past week, the blogger responsible for the "Obama Bucks" illustration was revealed as Tim Kastelein, a democrat in Minnesota that enjoys satire and quiet evenings at home.<br />n"This was a real story," exclaimed Michelle. "We needed to gather as much information as necessary from him and figure out who this 'Mystery Man' was. I would have drank (Kastelein's) urine sample to get this story. I am glad it turned out the way it did."<br />nAs Kastelein's relatives house was raided by the media and while the sacred bond between the news story and the reporter broke down, Ms. DeArmond was reportedly enjoying her attention as the reporter 'Who got the scoop'.<br />n"I'll never finish this speech," stated DeArmond…. "I don't know anything about media ethics or journalistic integrity."<br />n<br />n<br />


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