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  • I wish Princess Diana would die already

    <a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/Princess_Diana_death_photo.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:75 –><img width='225' height='219' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/Princess_Diana_death_photo.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>Get over it assholes. She's dead, and here's the pictures.<br />nI am so sick of benefit concerts, memorials, and auto-erotic asphyxiation jerk off sessions about Princess Diana.<br />nSure people liked her; but for Christ's sake, I'm more upset…

  • Burnt Iraqi Boy feels Brando-Rific!

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><!– s9ymdb:74 –><img width='300' height='423' src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/IraqiBrando.jpg" alt="" /></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Burned Iraqi child finds solace in Marlon Brando.</div></div><br />n"It's amazing how some gasoline and a match instantly transformed me into a Marlon Brando look-alike", Youssif, the young Iraqi boy stated this week.<br />n"When I looked like a normal, adorable human being, I felt…

  • Trapped Utah mine workers to be lowered board games, puzzles, and citizenship packets.

    <a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/070806_Utahmine_hmed_7p.hmedium.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:73 –><img width='225' height='155' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/070806_Utahmine_hmed_7p.hmedium.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a><br />nA full week after the Utah mine collapse that left six miners stranded, new help is coming in the form of Yahtzee boards and nationalization papers.<br />n<br />n"There is only one thing that will kill a group…

  • Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 136px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/jsvision.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:72 –><img width='136' height='225' src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/jsvision.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Mormons… Dumb.</div></div><br />nJoseph Smith was the only one of Jesus' disciples to get shot in the face with a gun.<br />nOf all religions, I would have to say the Mormonism is the most delusionally retarded.<br />nThe fact that we have a…

  • Tim vs. The Pro Shop at Sea Star

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 244px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><!– s9ymdb:71 –><img width='244' height='60' src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/ssshoplogo.jpg" alt="" /></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">The Pro Shop at Sea Star</div></div>I despise junk mail. Especially when you KNOW they got your address by farming it from an improperly sent mass email. <br />nSometimes replying with "unsubscribe" doesn't cut it.<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nThe Pro Shop at Sea Star…

  • Tammy Faye wipes out colon cancer with an "Argh, Matey"

    <!– s9ymdb:70 –><img width='300' height='400' style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/tammyfayesparrow.jpg" alt="" />Tammy Faye brought attention to the very serious nature of colon cancer after she plopped over dead from it this week.<br />nTammy Faye will best be remembered for wearing more makeup than a two dollar whore while bilking and embezzling…

  • Harry Potter Spoiler Alert!!!!!

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_center" style="width: 400px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><!– s9ymdb:62 –><img width='400' height='472' src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/gaypotter.jpg" alt="" /></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Finally some magic we all know how to do…</div></div><br />n<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />

  • Larry Flynt vs. Sen. David Vitter

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 208px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/3gm3wfo1.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:61 –><img width='208' height='225' src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/3gm3wfo1.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Sexy defined</div></div>Larry Flynt gave it to Sen. David Vitter like a random black guy gives it to a drug-addicted 18 year old whore in one of his Barely Legal movies.<br />nWhen asked about inappropriate activities, Vitter stated, "I have committed a…

  • K-Mart sucks

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 225px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/K-Martreceipt.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:60 –><img width='225' height='224' src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/K-Martreceipt.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">The K-Mart shirt says $7, not $10 assholes</div></div><br />nDo you know what K-Mart? Kiss my ass.<br />nHere is a copy of my letter to K-Mart…<br />na few days ago I had a situation at one of your stores that forces me…

  • Our president is a huge piece of shit

    <!– s9ymdb:59 –><img width='345' height='450' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/bush-finger2.jpg" alt="" /><!– s9ymdb:58 –><img width='200' height='200' style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/Bush_handsshit.jpg" alt="" />What a huge piece of shit our president is. The decision was handed down today to "commute" Scooter Libby's sentence. Seriously, what the hell is…