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<!– s9ymdb:94 –><img width="176" height="220" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/alltel_inside.serendipityThumb.gif" alt="" />I'm sorry Alltel… My bad. I should have been more understanding. Why did I jump to such angry conclusions about your customer relations team and the service you do (or don't) provide. Attached are the emails that Alltel sent me…

<!– s9ymdb:93 –><img width="390" height="502" style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/AlltelWirelesssucks.jpg" alt="" />In a bazaar new public relations campaign, Alltel Wireless unveiled it's new marketing strategy this week.<br />n"'Fuck you'. Simple and to the point," Alltel's president and chief executive officer Scott Ford said during an interview on Tuesday.<br />nHe continued, "There…

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/FatGirl.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:88 –><img width="169" height="225" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/FatGirl.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>Chubby chasing turned deadly outside of Las Vegas on Tuesday when, in something that can only be described as a "complete mystery", a fight over a really gross and nasty fat girl turned into gunshots at a school…

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 159px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><!– s9ymdb:86 –><img width="159" height="225" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/williehorton.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Our New Commentary section – Ask Willie!</div></div><em>We here at pleasegodno.com are proud to present our newest feature commentary section, entitled "Ask Willie" which features intelligent insight by our newest guest writer Willie Horton. Willie is best remembered as the robber and rapist that…

<!– s9ymdb:87 –><img width="350" height="500" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/RichardHawkinsSuicideletter.jpg" alt="" />"Of all undiagnosed problems of Richard Hawkins, the most heart-wrenching one was his poor penmanship," stated Dr. Tom Jenkins, a clinical psychologist for the Omaha based Children's hospital in an interview Friday.<br />n"To have a friend or family member who…

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/dondawest.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:84 –><img width="225" height="171" style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/dondawest.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>Donda West, mother of infamous rapper Kanye West, was reported, "Dead as shit, Nigger" during a phone interview with a family friend on Wednesday.<br />nThe West's family friend, speaking on the condition of anonymity, also stated, "She used…

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/FiberOneFartBarsNutritionLabelredarrow1.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/FiberOneFartBarsNutritionLabelredarrow1.jpg','Zoom','height=829,width=269,top=133,left=833,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:82 –><img width="254" height="814" style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/FiberOneFartBarsNutritionLabelredarrow1.jpg" alt="" /></a>Fiber One = constant flatulence</div></div>Step aside Kashi GoLEAN Crunch, and say hello to Fiber One Bars. Never, ever in my entire life, have a dropped as much ass as I do after eating…

<!– s9ymdb:80 –><img width="320" height="240" style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/schoolshooting.jpg" alt="" />Parents and students lived every person's worst nightmare as another school shooter blasted his way onto the 10 o'clock news.<br />nUpon hearing the news, parents streamed into the school looking for answers as well as their slightly grazed children.<br />n"He…

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 225px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><!– s9ymdb:77 –><img width="225" height="169" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/art.spidey.cnn.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Not Happy with Spidey</div></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 225px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><!– s9ymdb:78 –><img width="225" height="169" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/art.spongebob.cnn.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Not Happy with SpongeBob</div></div>Youssif did not even crack a smile while meeting his childhood heroes, it was reported Saturday.<br />n"I know it's not the real Spider-Man," stated Youssif.…

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 265px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><!– s9ymdb:76 –><img width="265" height="239" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/KevinEverettaccident.jpg" alt="" /></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Kevin Everett investigates soil samples during a season opening NFL game Sunday</div></div>Kevin Everett was quietly removed from thousands of American's fantasy football lineups Monday.<br />