Tammy Faye wipes out colon cancer with an "Argh, Matey"

<!– s9ymdb:70 –><img width='300' height='400' style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/tammyfayesparrow.jpg" alt="" />Tammy Faye brought attention to the very serious nature of colon cancer after she plopped over dead from it this week.<br />nTammy Faye will best be remembered for wearing more makeup than a two dollar whore while bilking and embezzling millions upon millions of dollars from her and her husband's lonely and gullible Christian followers.<br />nLarry King gave the final interview to Faye this week stating, "Finally I can interview someone who looks more dead than me!"<br />n"Wow, I would give anything to be able to stomach a hamburger right now", stated Faye.<br />n"Too bad I am so riddled with cancer I puke up chicken broth."<br />nThe 65 lb Faye will be joined in hell with former friends Jerry Falwell, Anna Nicole Smith, Boris Yeltsin, Joel Siegel, and comedian Richard Jeni.<br />