Author: okvomit

  • Jack Link’s unveils it’s new gas station edition 8 dollar .35 oz bag of beef jerky.

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 177px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/jacklink.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:117 –><img width="177" height="300" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/jacklink.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Jack Link's new 8 dollar .35 oz beef jerky pack</div></div><br />nIn another cost-cutting measure, Jack Link's Jerky Inc, announced it's new standard .35 ounce beef jerky pack today.<br />n"We feel that this is the best move for the consumer; same price,…

  • New Study : 1 in 4 girls between 10-19 have a sexually transmitted disease… Sorry about that.

    <a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/teen_sex_prevention.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:115 –><img width="280" height="300" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/teen_sex_prevention.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a><br />nIn an alarming new study released this week, it was reported that 1 in 4 teenagers has a sexually transmitted disease. With only 50% of teenage girls having sex, this literally means half of them are getting an STD.<br…

  • Terry Steindel; "Why I am are the best agent"

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 242px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/TerrySteindel1.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/TerrySteindel1.jpg','Zoom','height=547,width=444,top=184,left=505.5,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:112 –><img width="242" height="300" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/TerrySteindel1.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">"…I am are the best agent"</div></div>National Public radio did a story about someone I featured on Pleasegodno.com on Wednesday's "Day to Day Show"<a href="http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2007/10/12/google/"> (Click here)</a> and I have received dozens of personal emails questioning why…

  • Fat girls Don’t think I’m funny.

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/fatgirls.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/fatgirls.jpg','Zoom','height=736,width=1324,top=89.5,left=65.5,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:107 –><img width="300" height="165" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/fatgirls.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Fat Girls Hate Me</div></div>Hefty women everywhere were stunned this week by the callus remarks about a very serious incident involving fat women posted on Pleasegodno.com.<br />nA recent scientific study found that a mere 4% of respondents…

  • Lane Bryant Unveils new plus size body bag collection just in time for store shooting.

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/LaneBryantbodybag.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/LaneBryantbodybag.jpg','Zoom','height=555,width=735,top=180,left=360,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:106 –><img width="300" height="225" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/LaneBryantbodybag.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Lane Bryant's new plus-sized body bag collection</div></div><br />nLane Bryant (NasdaqGS:CHRS) announced it's new plus sized body bag collection just in time to help clean up one plus sized mess in their Chicago area retail store, it…

  • Heath Ledger’s ass still unwieldy in body bag.

    <a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/HeathAss.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:104 –><img width="225" height="225" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/HeathAss.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>Click on the picture to blow it up, but evidently the corpse formerly known as "Heath Ledger" had a wardrobe malfunction last night as his body bag peeped open and quietly exposed his back side and rear end.<br…

  • Alltel does me a solid and pulls out and shoots cell phone service all over my chest.

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 300px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/alltelcumCustom3.png'><!– s9ymdb:101 –><img width="300" height="420" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/alltelcumCustom3.png" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Alltel does me a solid and pulls out!!!!</div></div>In all fairness, I thought I'd post this reply from Alltel wireless in a prompt response to my letter that was written a mere three weeks ago.<br />n<br />n<br />n"Response (Peggie S) 01/14/2008 11:47…

  • Opinion : CNN’s Candy Crowley not good looking.

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 320px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><!– s9ymdb:97 –><img width="320" height="219" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/CandyCrowleyNHDebates20070603-1.JPG" alt="" /></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Would you rather see this?</div></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_left" style="width: 320px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/CandyCrowleyButtface1.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:99 –><img width="320" height="219" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/CandyCrowleyButtface1.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">…Or this?</div></div>I'm not terribly attractive, but I don't have a job that requires my image to be beamed around the world to millions of TV…

  • Chuck Norris wins Iowa Republican Caucus.

    <div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 225px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/chucknorris24walltroymccleary0.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:96 –><img width="225" height="169" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/chucknorris24walltroymccleary0.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Nothing says presidential like machine guns and a ginger oiled honkey.</div></div>In a completely stunning turn of events, Chuck Norris has captured the Iowa Republican caucus tonight.<br />n"Who were they gonna vote for? A pagan (Romney), a woman (Clinton), that pathetic piece…

  • Benazir Bhutto (?????? ???) wore really, really, really, stupid glasses.

    <a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/888-bhutto_800.standalone.prod_affiliate.91.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:95 –><img width="163" height="225" style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/888-bhutto_800.standalone.prod_affiliate.91.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>After the suicide bombing and shooting that took Benazir Bhutto's life last week, many in the media have been speculating on what exactly caused her death.<br />n"There is evidence that her death was caused by her really, really,…