Chuck Norris wins Iowa Republican Caucus.

<div class="serendipity_imageComment_right" style="width: 225px"><div class="serendipity_imageComment_img"><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/chucknorris24walltroymccleary0.jpg'><!– s9ymdb:96 –><img width="225" height="169" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/chucknorris24walltroymccleary0.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></div><div class="serendipity_imageComment_txt">Nothing says presidential like machine guns and a ginger oiled honkey.</div></div>In a completely stunning turn of events, Chuck Norris has captured the Iowa Republican caucus tonight.<br />n"Who were they gonna vote for? A pagan (Romney), a woman (Clinton), that pathetic piece of Antique Farm Equipment (Obama)?"<br />n"The choice is obvious. I'm going to blast my way into the Oval Office with machine guns and a confederate flag!"<br />n"The first in the nation caucus has historically been seen as a good indication of the temperature of the nation," an insider in the Norris staff stated during a televised interview Thursday night. "We hope this major win supports our guns and chewing tobacco lobby we have formed."<br />nWith such bizarre campaign platforms such as "Mandatory gun possession for whites", "Tax cuts on Old Milwaukee", and "Legal age of consent; 12", Norris has surprised the political world.<br />