New Study : 1 in 4 girls between 10-19 have a sexually transmitted disease… Sorry about that.

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href=''><!– s9ymdb:115 –><img width="280" height="300" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="" alt="" /></a><br />nIn an alarming new study released this week, it was reported that 1 in 4 teenagers has a sexually transmitted disease. With only 50% of teenage girls having sex, this literally means half of them are getting an STD.<br />nUsing this method of deduction, this also means there are 25% of willing participants that I have not infected with my variety sampler of different and disfiguring diseases.<br />nTo all the teenagers that are currently infected, I would like to offer my heartfelt apology… "Sorry, my bad"<br />nTo the rest of the girls, I would like to give you my promise, that I am not infected, and would love to show you my parent's basement and my stamp collection.<br />


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