Vaginal stink now only trivial issue, announces Trojan brand condoms.

<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='' onclick="F1 ='/uploads/trojanvagifresh.jpg','Zoom','height=517,width=641,top=199,left=407,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:129 –><img width="300" height="241" style="float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="" alt="" /></a>Males all over the country praised the new line of "anti-vaginal stink" condoms released by Trojan brand condoms this week.<br />n"It is a standard latex condom with a Pine-scented car freshener attached to the base", stated Trojan CEO Linda Kaplan Thaler earlier this afternoon. "No pregnancy, no STD's, and now… no smell! What an innovation!"<br />n"If a vagina doesn't stink, it's an anomaly, I don't care how fat or skinny your hoe is", Terry Steindel, a realtor from the Ramsey, Minnesota stated Sunday.<br />n"This device not only makes my girlfriend's snatch smell like a towel-head middle-eastern cab driver, but it also makes it not smell like a vagina… which is nasty."<br />nSteindel, who recently stuffed local mailboxes with a cheap Staples brand double sided black and white photocopy of his latest pamphlet entitled, "Why I am are the best lover", continued…<br />n"It makes her vagina smell like a Iraqi, and it makes my balls smell like an equally-attractive pine-scented computer support engineer from India."<br />nComputer manufacturers Dell and Gateway could not be reached for comment as of press.<br />


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