<a class='serendipity_image_link' href='https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/Tiger-Woods-Beat-up-by-His-wife.jpg' onclick="F1 = window.open('/uploads/Tiger-Woods-Beat-up-by-His-wife.jpg','Zoom','height=495,width=600,top=210,left=507.5,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes'); return false;"><!– s9ymdb:163 –><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="110" height="90" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/Tiger-Woods-Beat-up-by-His-wife.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a>The full back-and-forth of Tiger Woods conversation with porn star Joslyn James were released tonight after a horrific day of Tiger news. The transcript follows…<br />n<br />nTiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nHeading back from the course now.<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 05:48 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nYou mean, the intercourse???<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nHow close are you<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 05:55 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nClose enough to touch your penis and bake a casserole!<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nI will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nn room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 06:10 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nI am a famous trashy whore, everyone sees me!!!<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nJust so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 06:20 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nI have to get up at 4:20….<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nJust let me know when you are headed down<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 07:48 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nSorry I was knitting and forgot to come down… Sorry… When I knit, I get all distracted…<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nWhat time is car picking you up tomorrow<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 10:48 PM 07/30/2009:<br />nWhen the taxi company calls me.. You see, they said, they would call me. Weird huh. They must be busy and junk. Are your nuts still stapled to the wall?<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:<br />nYes<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 01:22 AM 07/31/2009:<br />nI will come pry them off (again) *sigh* <img src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/plugins/serendipity_event_emoticate/img/emoticons/sad.png" alt=":-(" class="emoticon" /><br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009:<br />nDid you get lost. Door is open<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 01:48 AM 07/31/2009:<br />nSorry Tiger, Every time we staple your nuts to the headboard of a hotel room, I lose my pliers. It's like; at this point you sho<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 01:48 AM 07/31/2009:<br />nuld carry around your own pliers. Unfasten your own nutsack from the bed!<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nWhat time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 02:48 AM 07/31/2009:<br />nI unfastened your nuts from the headboard, why do you care, you've had plenty of time to figure it out.<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nWill back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 03:59 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nI can't leave because I am still chained to the bed upstairs. Remember? Wash your stinky ball-stapled ass off. Make sure to wash good.<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nOh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 04:20 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nI am chained to the bed dumbass!!!<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nHurry:)<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 04:25 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nPlease refer to last txt about being chained to bed.<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nI'm glad you came out<br />n<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 05:15 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nI had sex with 5 guys since your last txt…. One of them peed on me. Is that cool?<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nAwesome baby. Be Safe<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 07:15 PM 07/31/2009:<br />nI love stapling your nuts to things a lot!<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009:<br />nThank you sexy<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 06:31 AM 08/06/2009:<br />nAre you still jerking off?<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:<br />nIn ohio playing<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 06:39 AM 08/06/2009:<br />nWith your penis?<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:<br />nI told you im playing these two weeks<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 06:39 AM 08/09/2009:<br />nTwo weeks? When will you be done masturbating??<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:<br />nIn about a month<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 06:42 AM 08/09/2009:<br />nWill it take you another month to stop playing with yourself???<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:<br />nMaybe sooner. Can't talk now. Will text when i can<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 02:42 PM 08/13/2009:<br />nI wish your nuts didn't taste like dirty socks <img src="https://www.pleasegodno.com/plugins/serendipity_event_emoticate/img/emoticons/sad.png" alt=":-(" class="emoticon" /><br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009:<br />nMe to<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 10:12 AM 08/20/2009:<br />nNot everyone's penis smells like a dirty sock. Trust me…<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009:<br />nI hope not. So you have been with others huh since<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 10:30 AM 08/23/2009:<br />nI just got gang-banged by a midget in a cowboy suit while he was peeing on me…<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009:<br />nI hope so<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 10:30 AM 08/23/2009:<br />nThe midget made me think about you… Totally….<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009:<br />nNot a bad thing thinking about me<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 10:55 AM 08/23/2009:<br />nMidgets arent really cheating, because their little bodies have no soul… Just like retards and people with Downs Syndrome.<br />n<br />nJoslyn: Sent: 10:00 PM 08/23/2009:<br />nDid you think about what I said earlier today?<br />n<br />nTiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009:<br />nI totally agree<br />n<br />n*****MORE TO COME******<br />
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